Keep Calm and Praise Cthulu
In news of the otherworldly variety, after doing some work on H.P. Lovecraft recently, the fictional Miskatonic University of Arkham (yes, the one from Lovecraft's stories) has presented me with my overdue doctorate certificate - officially attained in 1898.
Apparently I've also been a faculty member for 119 years.
(is it wrong that I'm as proud of this Doctorate as I am of my actual Phd?)